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Title text: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years?

Votey

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The universe will likely end in a "heat death" wherein all the matter in the universe is evenly distributed and no work is possible.

Today: Scenasday doomsday scenarios

Welcome: Physicists and people who yell in parks

This is what a philosopher might call absolute balls.

However, candidate theories of dark matter propose that it is a substance bound by its own gravity, which interacts with nothing else, and which does not decay!

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If so, we can shape that matter into any form, even words. And those words will persist for eternity, even as the surrounding reality becomes an inert featureless soup.

We must therefore discover the true nature of this substance and together use it to its highest, most permanent purpose.

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Earlier. Yoursolf fuck [simulation]

Here, we propose a novel physics-based method to tell the creator of the universe to go fuck himself forever.

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How to shape something you can't interact with is left as an exercise for students.

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