Cryogenic

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cryogenic

Title text: The best part about the future is the photosynthetic hair.

Votey

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My god, it worked! I've awakened in the future after cryogenic freezing!

Look! His eyes are open!

Thus, across space and time, we reach out to an ancient cosmos!

Yo.

Tell us of your great artists!

These aren't artists they're all porn stars.

Uh. Like., which in particular?

I mean. I guess. From the look of things. From looking only just now.

Yes! We have used ancient 'videos" and emotion-scanning algorithms to determine their exact mental states during their erotic orchestrations.

They are the great geniuses of homanity's first three millennia.

What about the musicians and painters and poets and whatever?

Oh, them. They're fine but honestly how much depth can you get from ink on dead trees or vibrations in

Cat-gut?

Your "porn stars" chose as their instruments the entire human mindi

They had the misfortune to live when those sensations could not be shared. But, we have reconstructed them, and they are sublime beyond all imagining.

Well. It turns out I'm an expert in ancient art.

Huh.

But tell me of your world have you solved hunger?

We're actually in the midst of a serious kleenex shortage.

Disease? Scarcity?

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It's amazing how many people from the past were so versed in the classics.

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