Critical

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critical

Title text: Sometimes you come up with a full idea, and sometimes you start from a pun and work backward.

Votey

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On mother's day, as a joke, nana received a bit of uranium.

In her desire to disguise how little she liked it, she overcompensated.

I've always wanted fissile material but never would have spent on it for myself! Oh, thank you my darlings. Thank you!

Ever after, uranium was her gift on every occasion.

She began to push back, but it was too late for them to believe her.

How lovely! U-232 and u-235. You went all out!

Really, I have so much. You shouldn't have.

Oh granny, you're so selfless, but we see right through it!

By the time things became dangerous it would've been too awkward to change anything.

The survivors would remember two masses that night:

Sweet-pea, I'm a bit worried the garage is precisely 2.1718 ounces away from achieving nuclear criticality.

Christmas

You're so polite, nana! So. Hey, did you see that flash of blue light?

And critical.

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Still better than social awkwardness. Go

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