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Coverage

Title text: C'monnnnnn hatemail.

Votey

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Fact: Violent deaths are falling over time.

Fact: News coverage of deaths by crime, war, and natural disaster is increasing over time.

Conclusion: In the future, there will be one final violent death, which will be covered forever, non-stop, by every news network.

We now go live to day 48,298 of this unfolding tragedy. Steven, are you safe out there at the murder site?

I'm not technically at the murder site because an ice creamery and doggie park were built atop it decades ago but I assure you I am in peril.

Mootown

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Citizens are strongly encouraged to stay indoors, watch ads, and buy their products.

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