Coffee

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coffee

Title text: I feel like I'm in a regular habit of straight-up insulting a majority of my readers.

Votey

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I am totally addicted to coffee!

Coffee is only mildly wabit-forming. It wouldn't produce the effect you're experiencing right now.

No you

Aren't.

The truth is I've been replacing your morning coffee with a mixture of nicotine, oxycodone, midazolam, cocaine, and yes, a generous shot of espresso

You're so addicted you haven't noticed that your cup is filled with a gritty gray chemical slurry.

Well, I'll be damned.

Why do it, you ask2 because I'm tired of your little witticisms about how "i can't function without coffee" and how you're just not human till you have your coffee."

Cheryl, it is so cliche.

And now? Now, you inhabit the cliche! You literally cannot function without your "coffee,

"

I won't drink it! I won't! I...

Spiders are everywhere! Everywhere until I've had my morning coffee!

See, that's way more original!

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you're funny now, Cheryl.

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