Clock-speed

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Title text: It's too bad cyborg technology hasn't gotten beyond fork-shaped hands, though.

Votey

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Thanks to cybernetic enhancement, my brain has ten million times the normal human clock speed!

Where a normal human can only second-guess their life choices, I can third-guess, I can fourth-guess, I can fifth-guess and more!

Wow!

I can even experience meta-remorse, such as eighth-guessing my decision to third-guess my twelfth-guess/ or selectively fifth-guessing all of my second-guesses!

In the time I've been speaking to you, I've already considered and lamented all of my life choices seventeen times!

I'd imagined you would use your advanced brain for, like, mathematical theorems or poetry or something. Not regrets and self-analysis.

I'm not a robot. I'm a faster human. What do you do with 95% of your brainpower?

You're right god, I feel so stupid now.

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be harsh!

So stupid! Stupid stupid stupid!

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With my quantum processor, I can experience exponential forms of remorse in polynomial time!

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