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Title text: It's too bad cyborg technology hasn't gotten beyond fork-shaped hands, though. |
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- Thanks to cybernetic enhancement, my brain has ten million times the normal human clock speed!
- Where a normal human can only second-guess their life choices, I can third-guess, I can fourth-guess, I can fifth-guess and more!
- Wow!
- I can even experience meta-remorse, such as eighth-guessing my decision to third-guess my twelfth-guess/ or selectively fifth-guessing all of my second-guesses!
- In the time I've been speaking to you, I've already considered and lamented all of my life choices seventeen times!
- I'd imagined you would use your advanced brain for, like, mathematical theorems or poetry or something. Not regrets and self-analysis.
- I'm not a robot. I'm a faster human. What do you do with 95% of your brainpower?
- You're right god, I feel so stupid now.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to be harsh!
- So stupid! Stupid stupid stupid!
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- With my quantum processor, I can experience exponential forms of remorse in polynomial time!
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