Clock

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Title text: I recommend that children learn how to buy SMBC comics and attend BAHFest shows.

Votey

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- mww whe madc. 90% of elite engineers were observed disassembling and reassembling clocks as children.

Huh

The media was notified.

NewsNet

Millions of children are underclocked crisis

It's not a coisig" gayg

5.7

New program was instituted.

The updated achievement test will contain a clock assembly portion. Teachers of students who fail to assemble clocks properly will be punished.

Fter brief resistance school employees got out of the way of progress.

We cancelled art class to focus on... the details of clock repair

It's nice to hear that you finally care about your students.

As the phenomenon internationalized xenophobia became the primary driver of education spending japanese children are breaking and reassembling clocks 13% better than our children. How did we let this come to pass??

War is pouitics by other means. Once education is politics. It must have soldiers by other means

I just don't see why a kindergartener needs hours a day

Chinese missiles can reach washington in a.7 minutes, ma'am connect the dots

Of clock homework.

In time, more scientific details emerged

It was reverse causality future engineers like clocks as kids. Not the other way around

Huh

But, by then, the train had left the station

The program is actually creating fewer engineers than before/

50. You're

Saying we need

More clock.

Gcience is dead. Engineering is static. The humanities are unknown. All is clock.

Going by our clock-based metric, everything is great?

According to the big clock, we clocked so much clock that were off the clock/

Clock yeah!

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We should clock. /

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