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I think I can prove that all SMBC comics are good on a similar basis.
Title text: I think I can prove that all SMBC comics are good on a similar basis.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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Checkmate.
You cheated!
That's impossible.
Chess is a set of objects and a set of rules for their movement.
If I made a move that was legal to do with those objects and rules, then I was playing chess and
Not cheating
If I made a move that was not possible with those objects and rules, then I was not playing chess.
Therefore, cheating at chess is impossible. We are forced to conclude that I have not cheated.
You can't undo cheating by changing the definition.
Ho boy. This is going to negatively impact tonight's relationship chat.
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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You don't cheat on your true love. Thus for the duration of my doinking your brother, true love was temporarily suspended. 99

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