Chaper-drone

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chaper-drone

Title text: I'm a COOL MOM, and if you say otherwise you are GROUNDED.

Votey

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I know you don't want a chaperone for your date tonight, so I've found a compromise.

Instead of going myself, I'm sending this inoccuous swarm of quadcopters.

Although they will record your conversations, your

I will only get metadata, and the ability to perform keyword searches.

Ambient conditions, and a variety of biostatistics, I will not be allowed

Direct access to

That information.

as

That information will be analyzed by a third party service in order to determine whether "she's growing up too fast," and, if so, the likelihood of

And suppose

The likelihood appears high?

The swarm will emit this boner-melting

An unwanted pregnancy.

Hologram of

A shaved

Orangutan.

How did society

But I'm letting you wear whatever

Simuctaneously get

More permissive and

You like!

More oppressive.

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Votey Transcript

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I should tell you I have an orangutan fetish

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