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Title text: This comic is about me. ME!

Votey

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Hey steve, how do you stay so upbeat?

Personally, I've found a lot of peace in making myself the absolute bulls-eye center of every issue.

You gotta figure out

What makes you shine.

Like if a waiter is slow, I go straight to taking it personally, which gives me a narrow and achievable goal, which is both fulfilling and

When someone else is unhappy, I assume they blame me and start an argument so I can enjoy both the personal indignation and the eventual apology!

Remunerative.

When I hear about bad news in faraway countries, I consider myself both responsible for their suffering and as their only potential savior.

I believe that's called insanity.

Yes that is

What everyone

Else seems to

Have.

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Votey Transcript

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And only I can save them. K .In

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