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Title text: Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073! |
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- God, life is a net negative. Doesn't that imply you have a moral duty to destroy all humans?
- Not so! I'm trying to get the maximum integral of happiness over time, summed over all of history throughout the universe!
- Ife like you will eventually give rise to self-modifying cyborgs experiencing constant pleasure! A harmony of glorious sensation, symphonic braided beauty, in all-surpassing combination - animal, intellectual, transcendent. The final, forever, melody of joy.
- You won't be there for it but the math works out great.
- Can't you give us that stuff now?
- No, the cyborgs' favorite activity will be being glad they don't live in the past.
- And because they're so good at happiness it easily counterbalances your suffering.
- Ah.
- I
- I understand, but I don't understand
- I'd show you the math if you were a cyborg, but it'd be like trying to teach a turnip calculus.
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- I will personally donate 4 dollars.
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Discussion
This strip is a great counterpart to 2012-04-03 (Felix / Nozick's Utility Monster). I particularly liked the perspective shift. History is written by the victor-ious robot overlords, after all. 143.244.41.173 11:55, 28 February 2024 (EST)
