Boethius

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boethius

Title text: Fact: Boethius wrote in modern English, with rhymes,

Votey

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Dammit, this guy is getting all these awards and his work is just okay! It isn't

Why do you covet honors you believe go to the unworthy?

Fair, and.. What the-the ghost of historian and philosopher boethius??

As I said once,

Though royal purple soothes his pride, and snowy pearls his neck adorn, nero in all his riot lives the mark of universal scorn. Yet he on reverend heads conferred th'inglorious honours of the state. Shall we, then, deem them truly blessed whom such preferment hath made great?

Yes!

Those awards come with cash! And sexy parties with

An open bar!

Oh son of a bitch nobody told me that.

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I suck, why can't I be smart like you, everything sucks.

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