Being-an-adult

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being-an-adult

Title text: Actually, the worst thing is when you realize that oreos are just okay.

Votey

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What's the worst thing about being an adult?

Like, you know how you lied to me about taking

Probably the

Out the trash?

Sheer volume

Of lies

No!

See, that's a good example. You lied about the trash, but you only had

To lie to me

For me to not take out the trash, at a minimum, I would have to lie to mom, grandma, grandpa, the homeowners assoc-

Just this week, in order to not exercise, I had to lie to two doctors, one specialist, three nurses, a gym owner, god, myself, and four co-workers.

Iation, and three to five

Neighbors

Jeez.

The older you get, the more people you have to deal with, so the number of lies tends to grow

Before you know it, youre on your deathbed, lying to all of your

Quadratically.

Loved ones about what

They meant to you. Then, you go to heaven where you try to pull a fast one on st. Peter.

Have adults considered just being honest and open with each other?

Boy, that is how wars start.

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Areyou lying right now?

I don't know!

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