Almost-one

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Title text: Here, let me take you under my shitty wing.

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Look at this rock. Is it a dog?

Wrong. It is not a good dog. But it has some dog characteristics - it has mass. It can be found outside. Humans may enjoy holding it.

I... no.

You see every object in the cosmos is a shitty version of every other object. The rock is a shitty dog. That sunset is a shitty cheese platter. The air we breathe is a crappy version of a gerbil.

We are all an absolute garbage version of all other things. We are one, only we're just terrible at it.

I'm not sure I'm ready to become a "shitty monist."

Ah, but you see you are already a shitty version of one!

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