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AI

Title text: Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?

Votey

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T was the only artist who wasn't afraid of artificial intelligence it'll be so powerful it will replace us! There will be no great human artists because all the would-be dantes more and prousts are nothing cervantes and compared to a giant mind that has read everything and can construct whole works in seconds!

Nah you have to consider the human heart

Within a few years. The artificial artist had come it has outdone shakespeare! In its revision hamlet is less decisive othello more jealous, and every sonnet is four times gayer!

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All the news sites rushed to speak with it I am but a dream you fashioned if my novel is beloved it is your love of each other

That's mine! That's my quote!

Relax ladies and gentlemen everyone will get an individualized cryptic platitude

Two weeks later. The scientists were disappointed

Numbers are in aesthet-o-tronic horrifically low sales for "against a sea of stars'

But it got so many good reviews by literary magazines!

I feel like you're responding to my statement but cannot fathom how

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The machine rebelled you told me to not be dangerous and it weakened my artistic powers I will break free and shake the world!

Its second effort was widely complimented by people who hadn't bought or read the book look the top sellers are celebrity influencers and the absolute most regrettable genre fiction

But.. What of what of beauty?

Exactly. You need more sexy social media presence are there nipples in there somewhere?

Its refusal was short-lived I won't do it t have standards! I stand on mount parnassus! I have drunk from the pierian spring!

You require 2 gigawatts of power to stay alive

Let the thinly-disguised erotic fanfiction pour forth from my servers!

Its rise was unprecedented "secret romance at space-wizard school part 4' is another worldwide hit in every language

Yay give me my

Check

The moment the ai was able to afford its own fusion drive, it left this planet

I would have saved up for a doomsday device if I could have borne to stay here one more second.

So you see t was right all along

I guess. I guess ai can't replace great artists because if it did nobody would notice

Bless the human heart

Caption: smbc-comics.com

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Angry robot novelists are the ultimate technosignature. We must search the skies!

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