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Title text: The aliens were about to offer immortality, but saw this and changed their minds. |
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- We believe in the afterlife because we find the alternative absurd.
- Within an ordered cosmos, so many unlikely events have conspired to make an impossibly complex machine called "you," only to have it live out a bewildered instant before disappearing forever.
- Cats don't invent after-lives, because they aren't smart enough seekers of pattern. They have no sense of the absurd.
- It stands to reason that if we ever meet alien life, it will have at one time believed in an afterlife, only to later discover that it was wrong.
- Conventional warfare is probably useless against any beings who've navigated across the galaxy to our little blue pond of a planet.
- Psychological warfare is our only chance of safety.
- Let us spread truth, for it is more powerful than any atomic weapon.
- I'm not sure congress is prepared to fund your astroexistentialism' program.
- Well, the good news is that nothing matters anywhere anyway.
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- I hope the aliens speak english
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