Abduction

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abduction

Title text: There's a good ten trillion word thinkpiece to be written about how all conspiracy theories are at their core delusions of grandeur.

Votey

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I believe aliens abducted and had sex with me.

Alien beings came from far across the galaxy, in vast space-habitats, traveling for centuries through the deadly interplanetary void. They landed on earth, decided that the most attractive species was a particular type of hairless ape, and then selected you, bob, over an olympic athlete, great artist, genius scientist, or head of state!

Wow!

Now that you say it out loud it sounds even more likely.

Do you write self-esteem books because I am prepared to buy.

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What a burden to be so desired by aliens. K / 9

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