A-reason

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Title text: And the further back in time we go, the shittier it gets!

Votey

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God, does every-thing happen for a reason?

So... my divorce

Because you developed gray chin hairs, which reminded her of a hated uncle. All the fighting the defensiveness. Ultimately the infidelity burst from that little spark, though neither of you could have realized it.

Yes. Ashitty, shitty reason.

And how my

A single point mutation in a single sperms dna caused by astray ion emitted by some banana pudding you ate on the day he was concened.

Son hates me?

And my parents' car wreck.

Faulty wiring because a factory worker got his hand stuck in a pickle jar at the worst possible moment.

So, the reason my parents are

You can't get a pickle out of the jar while holding it.

You know you could run this whole system alot better!

Dead is that

Whoa, hen!

Who told you I was in charge?

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Votey Transcript

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Fuck it. I'm gonna start drinking again.

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