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Title text: The other problem is that Bob would be vaporized, but he's not that interesting anyway. |
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- The most common factor that prevents human happiness during dates is the intrusion of awkward silences
- 98% of awkward silence is caused by the fact that we are
- All boring hairless apes with
- Nothing interesting to relate.
- How else do you explain how two people who've never met cant find anything to say during a date, despite decades of experiences?
- We might be able to fix this by just accepting the peace of silence amidst a world of gab, or we could use physics.
- I am attempting to gather funding for a new device
- Consider alice and bob. Bob is about
- To finish a boring anecdote about
- A sinus infection, and then the conversation will have no way
- The relativistic de-awkwardizer
- To move forward.
- think vulnerable to nasalinfection than average however.
- Before he finishes speaking bob is shunted into an
- N the tube, bob approaches light speed, experiencing far ess time than alice
- Acceleration tube."
- The level of
- was
- Bob is kept at high speed
- Bob is decelerated and returned to the
- Until alice comes up with the next topic of conversation
- Conversation where, from his perspective, he has just finished his awful, meandering story at a normal pace.
- cleared twe weeks lates, so yeah.
- I enjoy various kinds of music
- various kinds of music.
- The only potential down side, if you can call it that, is that boring people will probably be dead or quite old before the conversation ends.
- Given that the relativistic
- De-awkwardizer would most directly benefit the people most knowledgeable about physics, we expect completion within one year of funding with the lone snag being that itd require
- turned out GTA
- Most energy in the universe.
- This is not ademonstration
- I'm just staying
- Here until you leave!
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