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The other problem is that Bob would be vaporized, but he's not that interesting anyway.
Title text: The other problem is that Bob would be vaporized, but he's not that interesting anyway.

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The most common factor that prevents human happiness during dates is the intrusion of awkward silences
98% of awkward silence is caused by the fact that we are
All boring hairless apes with
Nothing interesting to relate.
How else do you explain how two people who've never met cant find anything to say during a date, despite decades of experiences?
We might be able to fix this by just accepting the peace of silence amidst a world of gab, or we could use physics.
I am attempting to gather funding for a new device
Consider alice and bob. Bob is about
To finish a boring anecdote about
A sinus infection, and then the conversation will have no way
The relativistic de-awkwardizer
To move forward.
think vulnerable to nasalinfection than average however.
Before he finishes speaking bob is shunted into an
N the tube, bob approaches light speed, experiencing far ess time than alice
Acceleration tube."
The level of
was
Bob is kept at high speed
Bob is decelerated and returned to the
Until alice comes up with the next topic of conversation
Conversation where, from his perspective, he has just finished his awful, meandering story at a normal pace.
cleared twe weeks lates, so yeah.
I enjoy various kinds of music
various kinds of music.
The only potential down side, if you can call it that, is that boring people will probably be dead or quite old before the conversation ends.
Given that the relativistic
De-awkwardizer would most directly benefit the people most knowledgeable about physics, we expect completion within one year of funding with the lone snag being that itd require
turned out GTA
Most energy in the universe.
This is not ademonstration
I'm just staying
Here until you leave!

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