The-universe

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The Universe

Title text: Thank you everyone! I would love to keep bringing more of these, and your support makes that happen :)

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Hey geeks! It's zach. This is an ad for a short kickstarter we're running where you can get my new minibook plus signed editions of my new book a city on mars along with limited-run stuff and other weird goodies.

Click for more info, and if that doesn't interest you, please just enjoy today's two regular updates.

Zach

Dear lord, it's me, zach weinersmith.

That cartoonist who does the funny science comics?

No, that's

Randall munroe.

You're the literary one with the

Oh you did those clever longform comics about life and-

Beloved memoirs.

No, that's allie brosh. I'm the guy who did that abridged bible, where genesis gets one sentence?

No, that's kate beaton.

Holy bible abridged

Usefalence

Didn't I kill you?

Anyway, after that I did this book abridging all of science.

You spared me because you thought

I was ryan north.

The one where you make fun of string theory even though you don't understand it.

You don't look

Like ryan north. Ryan north has a chin.

Science abridged beyond the point

That's the one!

Since I summarized your holy book and all of knowledge, the logical next step was.. The whole universe.

No! Not the universe!That's where I put my stuff! That's where the 14 people who are

Going to heaven live! You can't-

Bam!

UNIVERSE Beyond the Point -of-Usefulness

Introducing.

The holy bible

Kelly a city on

And

Zach

Weinersmith

Abridged

The universe

Usefulness

ABRIDGED Beyond the Point -of-Usefulness

Mars can ne settle space should we settle space,

Really thought this through? Signed,

Science abridged

Usefulness

A lovely companion to.

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For real, thank you.

Zach

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