Cult

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Cult

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Votey

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Oh neat, you could be the next big spiritual leader.

Hm?

I've got a complete brain scan and you're just naturally low on desire, while high on

People will try to imitate your sense of contented wholeness but always fall short, never realizing that the ultimate fount of all your inner peace was a quirk of genetics operating in a stochastic environment!

Willpower, compassion, and verbal ability.

Hoping vainly for what you gained unearned, they will become your disciples and message-bearers.

After you die, supernatural deeds will be attached to your story. Lifetimes will be sacrificed to your words! Men will kill for your symbols! Empires will be consecrated to your name!

Hey, what will be is what is.

Do you have a newsletter I could hand out on the street, master?

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Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

For real, thank you.

Zach

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