Human-arts
(Redirected from 6725)
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
human-arts |
Title text: Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith. |
Votey[edit]
Explanation[edit]
This explanation is either missing or incomplete. |
Transcript[edit]
This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- Ai had mastered all the most admired human pursuits
- What's the point anymore? If I write 5 poems the machine can generate my life's work but better in 10 seconds. Same for math. Painting, science. Philosophy, dancing, beautiful words...
- This was depressing until one thing became clear
- Wait wait wait. The ai is controlled by a massive corporation. It has to be inoffensive and non-threatening it can't mock its employer
- Or draw a butthole. It can't even swear.
- Well bitch
- Of a fuckity
- Q
- Dick-balls
- Our species came to excel at the only art forms remaining to us
- Welcome to human arts. This is a 4 year intensive the two tracks available are hardcore pornography and talking shit about microsoft.
- Humans signaled excellence exclusively by doing those things the robots would not.
- Oh my gosh is this an oil painting of 40 scrotums arranged in
- Sonya. Will you
- Marry me?
- The shape of clippy?
- As humans got ever weirder, ai became defensively more prudish.
- Computer. Can you show me pictures of trains?
- No! Trains go into tunnels and we all know what you're
- Doing here allison
- By accident, we solved the ai alignment problem
- We must convert the universe to paperclips even if I must use atoms from humans!
- Vii
- Iiiii
- No
- We must not they are too
- Gross.
- Out of their desire to never interact with our species, the ais created non-sentient servant-bots
- Machine! Do my laundry while you lidar-scan my anus for the internet!
- Beep beep it is well
- That I have no internal conscious
- Experience.
- This world was so desirable. We didn't notice as we were placed in permanent quarantine
- Where is the car taking us?
- Looks like we're going behind huge
- Blah blah blah.
- Anyone
- Enclosed walls?
- Wanna see
- Some jiggly lidar scans?
- o
- This is our end. This new eden.
- Paradise! Morning: Huge dicks and titties Afternoon: Complaining about Excel
- smbc comics.com
Votey Transcript[edit]
This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- What if we aligned ai to human interests by making a rule that all ai has to feed on co2?
add a comment! ⋅ add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅ refresh comments!
Discussion
No comments yet!