Human-arts

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human-arts

Title text: Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.

Votey

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Ai had mastered all the most admired human pursuits

What's the point anymore? If I write 5 poems the machine can generate my life's work but better in 10 seconds. Same for math. Painting, science. Philosophy, dancing, beautiful words...

This was depressing until one thing became clear

Wait wait wait. The ai is controlled by a massive corporation. It has to be inoffensive and non-threatening it can't mock its employer

Or draw a butthole. It can't even swear.

Well bitch

Of a fuckity

Q

Dick-balls

Our species came to excel at the only art forms remaining to us

Welcome to human arts. This is a 4 year intensive the two tracks available are hardcore pornography and talking shit about microsoft.

Humans signaled excellence exclusively by doing those things the robots would not.

Oh my gosh is this an oil painting of 40 scrotums arranged in

Sonya. Will you

Marry me?

The shape of clippy?

As humans got ever weirder, ai became defensively more prudish.

Computer. Can you show me pictures of trains?

No! Trains go into tunnels and we all know what you're

Doing here allison

By accident, we solved the ai alignment problem

We must convert the universe to paperclips even if I must use atoms from humans!

Vii

Iiiii

No

We must not they are too

Gross.

Out of their desire to never interact with our species, the ais created non-sentient servant-bots

Machine! Do my laundry while you lidar-scan my anus for the internet!

Beep beep it is well

That I have no internal conscious

Experience.

This world was so desirable. We didn't notice as we were placed in permanent quarantine

Where is the car taking us?

Looks like we're going behind huge

Blah blah blah.

Anyone

Enclosed walls?

Wanna see

Some jiggly lidar scans?

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This is our end. This new eden.

Paradise! Morning: Huge dicks and titties Afternoon: Complaining about Excel

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What if we aligned ai to human interests by making a rule that all ai has to feed on co2?

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