Prophet

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prophet

Title text: Subject to conditions and the inscrutable whims of Destiny.

Votey

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I'm sick of being a prophet. You gotta live in a hut all day being mysterious, and then you select some kid as the chosen one and he gets to go have fun and marry a princess.

I wonder if we could use our reputation for fore-ordaining fate in more remunerative ways.

Hmm

And so

What, me but I'm just a lowly farmer I could never-

Boy! You have a special destiny! You must go to the crossroads beyond the mountain!

There you will get 15% off store-brand tortilla chiiiiiiss!

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Votey Transcript

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Subject to availa-bilityyyyyyy.

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