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- Holly?? You're homeless now.2 you were such a hotshot scientist! Do you need a job in my lab?
- Oh, I'm not homeless. I just need money for a microscope and to pay for some assays.
- Anyth helps
- If I apply for a small grant, it'll take 25 months to get it written and approved by everyone, then have maybe a 10% chance of
- Working. If you multiply time through probability, that's 2 years of labor!
- If I go panhandling, I get the funds working part time outside! If I get too much money, I give it to a shelter, and if I get too little I just come back out with the sign.
- And there's no
- Paperwork/
- Newton's blessings, sir.
- Best of all there's no kowtowing to tenured profs! No more playing the game! No more "thank you wise master for this insightful rejection" there's so much more dignity here!
- Can I join you-
- This is my turf, bitch.
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- If I have seen farther than others, it is because I wasn't crushed to death by giants. M 11
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