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Title text: Looking at you, 2020.

Votey

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Mom, why are all adults crazyp! Why can't they just relax, why can't they just enjoy anything why are they obsessed with what everyone thinks about them?

Think of people like cars. You're fresh off the assembly

Line, kid

As you cruise along, you get bumps, and scrapes, and even a few serious dings. The more time passes, the more mottled and off-center the vehicle becomes.

Eventually you have a crash or two or three. Things break you people break you. You break them. But, every time, somehow, as if out of spite, the engine sputters and lollops and pushes forward.

It pushes forward even as the air has fled the wheels, and the windows are shattered, and the chassis is in pieces, and the skittering shards of rusted-out metal scrape sparks across life's never ending asphalt.

And then some kid with his shiny factory-fresh self comes along and asks why exactly you need to watch four hours of celebrity gossip a day just to hang on!

Look at me, boy! I am the headlight in the darkness/ I have bent a thousand times but never broken! The world has worked this body over until nothing but the primal urge to survive remains, and I still got up put on my clothes, did my hair, made your damned oatmeal, and pushed forward!

Forward, by god! Forward we lurch into the dim horizon! We all go together where we all go alone/

Thank you for the

You're welcome sugarlump

Oatmeal, mom.

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It's not your best, but it's okay.

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