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![]() Title text: Have you noticed that the Once-ler never has to make a political contribution in order to get logging rights |
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- [Describe panel here]
- I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!
- Specifically pines. I lobby for these
- They d like if you d break every maple and oak And the beeches and birches should also be broke.
- The pines are too fine to confine to line Along ridges and rills. The whole woods would be fine!
- Let's topple the poplars, Let's split every spruce. They're a blight to the sight, So, let lumberjacks loose!
- I've listed a lot on my little white list Look, the chestnuts are gone and they aren't even missed!
- Exterminate: -Oak Elm - Hickory
- And after that logging there's lots left to do! The softwoods and saplings and shrubs should die too!
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- I speak for the trees and made em an oath To acidify soil and discourage new growth!
- I think I like the original version better
- Shhh. The the lorax is about to become head of a regulatory agency
- Caption: smbc-comics.com
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- [Describe panel here]
- I'm prepared to defend the whole ecology, but you are gonna have to pony up. By
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