Odds

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Title text: I probably should've mentioned that this is Intersection of Sex and Probability Week.

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Before you get mad, what are the odds I cheated on you?

Wrong! You can't be 100% certain of anything.

100%.

Okay, 99.9999%

Exactly

100%.

Now, what are the odds that I cheated on you with dave.

Wrong logically the odds of a compound event must be lower than one of its constituent events!

The same

God. Fine.

99.9998%

Ha! And what are the odds I cheated on you wearing a yellow bra?

Wrong! It has to be lower still! 99.99975% or so/

The same!

Sharon-

You're currently having sex with dave.

You see?! Every bit of evidence that I cheated proves that I didn't cheat/ in the limit, the odds that I cheated are 0%.

Wow, it's like you want me

To win this argument.

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Percent of smbc jokes involving confusion about how asymptotes work

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