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I may be killed for revealing the truth.
Title text: I may be killed for revealing the truth.

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Call to order this colloquium of patriarchs. We come together to agree on the optimal mispronunciation of a new cartoon show called "shimmer and shine.
Brother johansen. Report
Drat. Have we had any alternative approaches yes, brother ng
Shimmer and swine" has failed to generate the desired response. I suspect "swine" is too obscure for the show's target age group.
I attempted the phrase shimmer and shite" but powerful non-child
Damn
That's what I said, but it just made her angrier.
Forces within the household rejected it.
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If I may.
Shimmer and slime," while admittedly requiring the change of two consonants, nevertheless resulted in both comprehension and irritation on the part of 7 unrelated girls at a recent slumber party
Brother pyle
I ask unanimous consent to impose the slime variant on all children of the neighborhood
All in favor, raise an overpriced craft beer you have hidden from your family
Later.
All hail the dark
More like shimmer and slime!
Brotherhood!
What
Dad! Stop: Stop it!
Nothing nothing.
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