Daddies

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daddies

Title text: On the plus side, he never punishes you because the only noticeable way to do that would be to flip your bit to dead.

Votey

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Mommies look at you and see a continuous spectrum of all sorts of states of emotional and physical well-being

Daddies see precisely two discrete states: Dead and not-dead.

This is why mommy gently shampoos your hair and protects your eyes and daddy blasts you with cold water while calling you a wuss.

But sally's dad cares about her feelings and stuff.

Yes, he's what's called an "applied parent." I do theoretical parenting

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Pure parenting

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