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What's that gray blobby thing at the bottom, you ask? That's a folded pile of flattened dead plants that once conveyed news from far-away lands.
Title text: What's that gray blobby thing at the bottom, you ask? That's a folded pile of flattened dead plants that once conveyed news from far-away lands.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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Ma'am! Ma'am!
I'm from the government. I'm so glad we found you.
You're the median citizen!
I yes?
What?
In terms of retirement savings, you're exactly in the middle! Half the country has more than you and half the country has less!
There's an election coming up. This is a briefcase containing one million dollars. I need you to deposit it in your bank account and pretend
Okay?
You never saw me.
so?
Median american is now millionaire math scores continue decline
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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[Describe panel here]
Average American Hates Median American

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