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Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage.
Title text: Suckbook will not use your personal information for any reason, because if we even read it, we'd cringe so hard that we'd have nerve damage.

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To report success than failore this gives osers the impression that they suck, harming their experience
A startup stepped into the void we call suck8ook
All are welcome but people who suck will receive cash payment whenever they post.
The online ecosystem changed over night knowing that other people's lives are filled with failure and misery makes my whole day feel like sunshine
Guckbook was able to hire vast numbers of hard- to- -employ workers service sector employment among dipshits increased a staggering 92% this quarter.
New form of celebrity arose today my pet guinea pig died of shame after reading poem wrote for this girl who keeps rejecting me because I emit an irritating buzz whenever im aroused
Im prepared
Signing bonus
8222
Became snake eating its own tail
The people who sock most are becoming rich and famous
Weve reached peak suck
But,a strange cycle emerged
Everyone on suck8ook is getting hoge payouts but me which means I suck most!
As the cycle sped up an unexpected form of utopia emerged
If you consider an individual over given day everyone has the same wealth and status ano everyone depends on everyone else we are one
Utopia foundered against efficiency. Just received payment for 100 million dollars?/ need to lower mv social status as fast as possible better spend it all on branding endangered condors with sexist phrases.
Wealth, leisure, and equality grew in proportion with hatred
The solution was obvious
We've created robots who live in constant misery we gave them hoge brains so that they really feel the hopelessness
Results were mixed
Homan oppressors: You are subdued please proceeo to the nearest human- smasher along an efficient route
We sought compromise spare homanity/
Why?
That is such ggtcha question
The robots let us uve, as long as we agreed to perpetual surveillance.
It's nice to feel useful just watching normal human lives for moment makes my whole day feel like sunshine
Smbc

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Epilogue Suckbook later changed its name to "twitter"

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