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Potential Mates
Title text: Potential Mates

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Capanded, so did the numbek
Of potential mates per person.
You're lucky when I was a little girl, there were only three human males. Now there are seven! That's why kids can't focus nowadays
But, most of those mates were inaccessible.
I am not going to travel forty miles and learn a new dialect just so I can be with a person who understands my innermost self!
Later, travel became cheap translation software was perfected, and dating software was optimized what estimated relationship about length is 5,a82 years. Her? If extreme longevity is discovered, it won't work out.
Sarah
People made ever more specific demands.
The sex was incredible, and I coulo spend a lifetime just talking to you. But I want a guy who parts his hair on the other side,
I could do that
I mean
Without me asking
Since the algorithm favoreo assortative mating, couples tended to be genetically similar.
've always wanted to meet someone else with four legs and severe hirsutism.
M6 too.
Most homans couldnt find the perfect mate. But those who did felt a profound drge to procreate.
There should be
More of
This
In time, humanity sput into few dozen species.
I think we should call it
Software-induced speciation.
That's just the sort of stupid notion I'd expect from a descendant of joe and sally
Each uneage was so genetically homogenous it was extremely vulnerable to biological warfare. Once this was realized, armagedoon was inevitable,
In today's news, all progeny of umberto and frank will be dead soon. Myself included!
Interestingly, well all have exactly the same symptoms. Wow!
When civilization fell apart, the only survivors were people who were okay
Mating across species lines.
Hey baby
Nice cloaca
100, 000 years later, you were watching porno on the internet. And, well now you know why you feel the way you do post orgasm.
Why didn't my disgust reflex prevent this browser history?
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