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Title text: Potential Mates |
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- Capanded, so did the numbek
- Of potential mates per person.
- You're lucky when I was a little girl, there were only three human males. Now there are seven! That's why kids can't focus nowadays
- But, most of those mates were inaccessible.
- I am not going to travel forty miles and learn a new dialect just so I can be with a person who understands my innermost self!
- Later, travel became cheap translation software was perfected, and dating software was optimized what estimated relationship about length is 5,a82 years. Her? If extreme longevity is discovered, it won't work out.
- Sarah
- People made ever more specific demands.
- The sex was incredible, and I coulo spend a lifetime just talking to you. But I want a guy who parts his hair on the other side,
- I could do that
- I mean
- Without me asking
- Since the algorithm favoreo assortative mating, couples tended to be genetically similar.
- 've always wanted to meet someone else with four legs and severe hirsutism.
- M6 too.
- Most homans couldnt find the perfect mate. But those who did felt a profound drge to procreate.
- There should be
- More of
- This
- In time, humanity sput into few dozen species.
- I think we should call it
- Software-induced speciation.
- That's just the sort of stupid notion I'd expect from a descendant of joe and sally
- Each uneage was so genetically homogenous it was extremely vulnerable to biological warfare. Once this was realized, armagedoon was inevitable,
- In today's news, all progeny of umberto and frank will be dead soon. Myself included!
- Interestingly, well all have exactly the same symptoms. Wow!
- When civilization fell apart, the only survivors were people who were okay
- Mating across species lines.
- Hey baby
- Nice cloaca
- 100, 000 years later, you were watching porno on the internet. And, well now you know why you feel the way you do post orgasm.
- Why didn't my disgust reflex prevent this browser history?
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