2014-11-18

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2014-11-18
2014-11-18
Title text: 2014-11-18

Votey[edit]

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In the future, robots do most jobs
You know how you work
We found a machine that can do that
One hour a day, then secretly browse the internet for seven hours?
Yeah
Wealth is enormous, but in few hands
To estimate the wealth held by the top a of earners, simply take any number and divide by zero
K/o w2
In order to survive, humans must do jobs
That only humans can do.
I'm firing you because
Robots don't need maternity
Leave but I'm hiring you to reassure me that firing you was ethical
Making people happy became the occupation
Of most citizens.
for
But, the most efficient way to make someone happy is to have an inferior life
Hey, bob. I'm feeling bad about my marriage.
No problem, sir! I'll go yell at my wife in your
Presence
All but a few citizens became professional sufferers. Each person was worse off than the last. Which made everyone feel great. Except for the people at
The end of the chain.
I live in a crappy apartment.
I live in a
I timeshare
Dumpster.
A dumpster.
One day, the people at the bottom of the
Suffering pyramid revolted
We will not suffer in silence, unless someone else suffers in even more silence,
A solution was created.
We will take a small number of especially pathetic
People and make them suffer publicly for this heroic act, they will be compensated financially.
But then, you already knew that
Next up it's alcoholic brides, season 12.
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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Season 11 was 50000 alcoholici

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