2014-11-18

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2014-11-18

Title text: 2014-11-18

Votey

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In the future, robots do most jobs

You know how you work

We found a machine that can do that

One hour a day, then secretly browse the internet for seven hours?

Yeah

Wealth is enormous, but in few hands

To estimate the wealth held by the top a of earners, simply take any number and divide by zero

K/o w2

In order to survive, humans must do jobs

That only humans can do.

I'm firing you because

Robots don't need maternity

Leave but I'm hiring you to reassure me that firing you was ethical

Making people happy became the occupation

Of most citizens.

for

But, the most efficient way to make someone happy is to have an inferior life

Hey, bob. I'm feeling bad about my marriage.

No problem, sir! I'll go yell at my wife in your

Presence

All but a few citizens became professional sufferers. Each person was worse off than the last. Which made everyone feel great. Except for the people at

The end of the chain.

I live in a crappy apartment.

I live in a

I timeshare

Dumpster.

A dumpster.

One day, the people at the bottom of the

Suffering pyramid revolted

We will not suffer in silence, unless someone else suffers in even more silence,

A solution was created.

We will take a small number of especially pathetic

People and make them suffer publicly for this heroic act, they will be compensated financially.

But then, you already knew that

Next up it's alcoholic brides, season 12.

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Votey Transcript

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Season 11 was 50000 alcoholici

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