2012-10-03
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2012-10-03 |
Title text: 2012-10-03 |
Votey[edit]
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This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- Bad news. You're going to die soon.
- No.
- Good news / the will to live is just programming bred into you by evolution. We can remove it with technology.
- Yes.
- Bad news. The more you think about it, the more you'll perceive that a change in your most primal feelings represents personal annihilation-death himself, disguised in your delusion of persistent consciousness.
- Why'd you have to say that?
- Good news? We can use technology to remove your ability to feel bad about that too.
- Hooray!
- Why do you
- Bad news. Before we perform that procedure, you'll come to recognize it as equivalent to the first one I described only now it's two steps instead of one.
- Keep-
- Good news! We can add so many steps that they grow so small and myriad that your imaginary consciousness experiences only a gentle fading out as we imperceptibly ablate away more and more of your psyche.
- Can I just have a gallon of morphing?
- Sorry I don't believe in euthanasia
Votey Transcript[edit]
This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2). |
- [Describe panel here]
- You weirdo.
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