2012-10-03

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2012-10-03

Title text: 2012-10-03

Votey

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Bad news. You're going to die soon.

No.

Good news / the will to live is just programming bred into you by evolution. We can remove it with technology.

Yes.

Bad news. The more you think about it, the more you'll perceive that a change in your most primal feelings represents personal annihilation-death himself, disguised in your delusion of persistent consciousness.

Why'd you have to say that?

Good news? We can use technology to remove your ability to feel bad about that too.

Hooray!

Why do you

Bad news. Before we perform that procedure, you'll come to recognize it as equivalent to the first one I described only now it's two steps instead of one.

Keep-

Good news! We can add so many steps that they grow so small and myriad that your imaginary consciousness experiences only a gentle fading out as we imperceptibly ablate away more and more of your psyche.

Can I just have a gallon of morphing?

Sorry I don't believe in euthanasia

Votey Transcript

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You weirdo.

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