2015-01-30
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- To heaven.
- I'll make you a deal: The odds of getting hit by a bus are about one in ten million. In exchange for believing in you about one ten millionth of the time, I'd like to be absolved of sin in the case of bus-related death.
- What if you get hit by a bus before you can repent and change your ways?
- Okay, 0.A% of the time, I'll believe in you. That's about 16 hours a year. So, I'll give you easter mass, christmas mass, and whenever I want something really bad. Which is what I was doing anyway.
- What about au the other ways to die? At your age, the mortality rate is about 0.2%.
- As my ag€-based mortality rate increases, I'll begin attending church at a commensurate rate until, late in life, I'll spend all day at church just to be safe.
- Holy crap. This is why people get more religious over time.
- Wow. Great omniscience up there, gov.
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