2014-12-17

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2014-12-17

Title text: 2014-12-17

Votey

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In the future, you can auto-tone the content of your conversation to sound smarter

I once found a) marble in my ear

Ezra pound had a marvelous

Career

Processing

At first, people didn't like it.

Of course, as

Stop that: David hume saii know for a fact that you are barely literate.

But eventually culture made it mandatory.

I loathe conversing with untuned individuals. I feel like socrates in the lyceun

Okay! Fine!Iil buy the damn thing!

As the machines improved, it became less and less

Necessary for homans to use language.

True wit is nature

To advantage dress'd what oft was thought

But ne'er so well express'o

Over evolutionary time, language was lost.

Good day, sir.

And to you, madame.

The auto-tuners began to transmit information

That was more interesting to them.

Did you know rna99x3\ is on ooa-axl?

I will

Inform

10x9102

4.

Homans are now just cheap information-transfer

Systems for robotic minds.

It's not important. Send via

Earth is now a single mechanical brain, run internally by human "cells."

Which, for a megamind, is a pretty raw deal.

Doc, I have a pain down here.

T'm sorry. It appears your douchebag cells are uncontrollably reproducing.

smbc-cOmics.COm

Votey Transcript

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I prescribe one gamma ray burst.

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