2014-08-25

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2014-08-25

Title text: 2014-08-25

Votey

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1000 AC me d d

There are still things that make no sense, but we keep reaching- the same theoretical dead ends

We realized our scientists had grown too intellectually incestuous

What if we set up intellig-ence tide pools? Whole planets that know nothing of science

Then we could return later to see their physics, and maybe they'd have solutions!

Earth was one of the many worlds we approached.

We shall take these lizards and evolve them into great reasoners

The first tide pool failed so we flushed it.

They were too logical, so they repeated our steps send asteroids, and then evolve the survivors into birds

We began again

Let's take this ape and give it giant brain

Should we also make the birth canal larger to accomodate that

Lady, I got fifty more planets today, okay?

You apes took a peculiarly circuitous route to enlighitenment there is a great library in alexandria,

Sounds like someone needs to take them down a peg

But finally you began to probe the secrets of reality.

We can make a rocket

Can it explode cities?

Sure?

Well fund it.

And so we returned to consider your tidepool once more.

We were overjoyed at the scientific delights you created

This is brilliant! I've got to tell everyone back on zorblax!

Wonders never dreamt by other species, everyone needs to see this!

And for that we thank you.

And they believe in conservation of energy/

Hahahaha!

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And in "energy!"

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