2014-08-14

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2014-08-14

Title text: 2014-08-14

Votey

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The spirit realm?

Bah!

"s.

Evolution proves it

Humans have long lifespans because our grandparents help nurture children. But, imagine if instead of living grandparents died and then nurtured from beyond the grave! They wouldn't need food or shelter or anything.

You'd want grandparents to die quickly so they could start low-cost nurturing youd also want shorter and shorter generation times, so you could rack up a crapload of grandmas faster than some other tribe

Parents would cease to do childcare, because there'd be a free dead relative daycare system. So, babies would have no need to be cute, and would thus become more and more annoying and ugly.

Slowly, but surely, humans would need and want each other less and less. We'd evolve to be more solitary, mating quickly then leaving our babies to be raised by their more gocial ancegtors.

With each generation, living homans would become less and less

Social. Language would no longer be necessary. In time, consciousness would go away too.

Finally we'd be too inhuman to leave behind ghosts. Homans would just be solitary beasts that a long line of sad ghosts look upon with disdain and confusion.

Most people just say "no thanks:

Those people need toget educated!

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This is bio 101, man!

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