2014-06-15

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2014-06-15

Title text: 2014-06-15

Votey

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Students have been protesting university commencement speakers lately.

- - / o the students disagree with the speaker's views or actions, and therefore don't want to hear from them.

What you students may not realize is that the point of a commencement speech isn't the words. If you want inspiration or profound insight or whatever, well, you should've got it in literature class.

No. The point of the speaker is to show how much money our university can afford to spend on ao minutes of platitudes. We need to show off our brand. You need our brand to get a job.

So, we have reached a compromise solution: For commencement this year, we have simply heaped a pile of cash on the dais.

I will now set the cash on fire. As the flame burns down, you will receive your degrees.

Congratucations graduates.

I feel like I'm actually learning a lesson from this speech.

If so, it is purely unintentional

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Votey Transcript

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Old man weinersmith shakes his fist!

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