2014-05-31

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2014-05-31

Title text: 2014-05-31

Votey

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We conducted pgychology we can only afford ten gubjectg, go that'll have todo.

Found an extraordin result,

All the women in the group were sexually attracted to noses the larger the nose the better

Were published in nature

Na every woman nose in her heart

ure

And the media picked it up

seventeen

At which point all experts claimed prior eege. I don't know why this is news. The noge has always been considered the most erogenous part of the middle face

Ive been saying this for years. Just never

The poblic record

Media consumers incorporated it into their self conceptions. Thinking back ive always had thing for noges

I've always felt nasally inadequate

Later, we discovered a potential flaw hey where'd you get those five women 8y the way.

Noge fe tishist bar why?

Using our newfound fame, we were able to do better study. What's the scientific way to say we fucked up

"effect diminished under empirical scrutiny:

The results ignored

Think a good headline would be 'experiment finds negative results. What do you think? Hello?

The false result was 50 popular it began to be true

It's time we had the sex talk you shouldn't judge guy by his nose 5126. But, you'll want and it's perfectly natural

To

Vithin a generation, it was fact 808, love you.

My eves are here charlotte

But was looking at your eyes

Sorry it's hard tell

Unable to stop we accepted fame, fortune and we watched ive made your work more rigorous. Nasal gexometricg. The university giving me my own department

Is

Cultural studies finally cast

Doubt on the disproven idea

A newly-discovered tribe of papua new guineans are so bizarrely repressed, they s6e nothing sexy about noses

We thought the false notion would finally die. Yes indeed lold friend

The truth isa stubborn thing

We were wrong

We have come to liberate your minds!

Erotic nose

Implants

Votey Transcript

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It's real

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