2014-04-08

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2014-04-08

Title text: 2014-04-08

Votey

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Madame pregident, this device will end hunger. Cure disease, share profound truth, and is so cheap every human can have one.

What's the problem?

See.

If you give it to us, it will at some point be used to erotically stimulate a human's anus.

Why does the wind blow? Why does the sun shine? Look.. It's a small object.

What?

Why?

What does size have to do with it?

It's a law of sociology! Any object smaller than a softball will be at some point gently,yet firmly wobbled against a human

Anus. No exceptions.

90, the pocket fusion reactor we

And the statue of

Emperor zorthak-

No exceptions

No exceptions.

We'd like our treaty of mutual assistance back.

No can do. I'm sitting on it

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Votey Transcript

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Say, you look pretty small rund

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