2014-04-03

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2014-04-03

Title text: 2014-04-03

Votey

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Created the vetuscope, a device for talking to the past.

Thought it'd sell well as a way to talk relatives

To

Behold! Your great great great great great great great great grandfather!

But that turns out to not be so appealing.

So, what are you into?

Horses

Me too also, jew. Killing

But this presented a new possibility

Beholo? The selp esteem machine think you're not as good as you could 86? Try comparing yourself to people from centuries past!

I had many buyers

T worry I'm little racist

Againgt which raceg? The coward races or the idiot races, the soulless racee or white people?

Many buvers with many reasong

Can't afford trip to japan

My family's continued survival depende on one acre potato farm that I don't own

Feel much better

The people of the past became resentful

Hey great great great great grandpa watch how gorge on thege plentiful inexpengive calories!

Watch how decide to never reproduce

As the pre ve tuccope people rebelled against the pogt-vetuscop6 one by one, we begant to disappear into never existedness

World opulation

Time

The only people who escaped never existence were the of wimps thig had a profound genet ric effect.

Total wussbags

Time

This led to peace earth. Of a sort

M mister president? Ah, I hate picking up the kremlin is the phone. Too socially calling awkward

Which created anew problem

Pre -vetuscopites! Hear me/ the post vetuscopites are wimps: Let's manipulate them into building time machines to bring us forward, where iwe will rule them

The world is now largely a popui lation of scared confused people ruled by atavistio sociopathe with no sense of history ethics, science, beauty or truth.

But then. You already knew that

It's not torture if we pay other people to do it for us!

Votey Transcript

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