2013-10-24

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2013-10-24

Title text: 2013-10-24

Votey

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Mom 7 bobby hit me: Can I hit him back?

Okay, new house rule: Any hit kid must hit back with power that is some ratio from 0 to 1 of the prior hit. The two of you must select the ratio

3 weeks later..

Oh my god! What happened?!

If the ratio is 0 only the initial hitter hits, so it's not fair.

If the ratio is between 0 and 1 the punches weaken over time, but the first striker still gets hit less

The only fair ratio is 1/1.

But since the punches don't weaken nou get infinite punches.

The only way to create fairness and end violence is to pick a ratio so close to 1/1 that two consecutive punches feel the same. We settled on 99,999 100,000

We expect punch strengthto become negligible around the a00000th punch.

Oh my god

Oh. My. God.

Soon.

Votey Transcript

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Being a good parent is about winning.

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