2012-10-29

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2012-10-29

Title text: 2012-10-29

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I just don't see why we throw bricks at college students heads for entertainment

It's a tradition!

And let's not forget the sense of

This university has been a leader in the sport of headgrick since 1865, and we have not had a single dozen fatalities in that entire time:

Community it

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Why, just look at this photo of our team coming behind their opponents and beating their skulls in! Awa, what a great come-from-behind victory

There's a lot of evidence that repeated headbricking causes brain damace.

Look, we can't just change the whole system every single time someone's mommy says brain damage:

And for lots of foor kids getting bashed in the face for the amusement of wealthy alumni is the only path to success.

Actually don't write that down. I mean to say we really value scholarship and giving a lec up to underprivileged youth.

And let's not forg-et the endowment money the program brings in.

The majority of schools lose money on headbrick while giving the national headbrick league its minor league system for free

Oh, so you want the nanny state to come and say no more headerick it's too funnn!

I think publicly subsidized institutes that claim to be about

Learning shouldn't ispend their fortunes toward giving teenagers brain damage

Well I think we won't see eye-to-eye here.

Yeah I think we have different priorities

No. I mean I have a headbrick related occipital lesion.

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Today's comic was a satire about badminton

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