2012-10-07

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2012-10-07

Title text: 2012-10-07

Votey

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I'm sorry, robot. I'm just not enjoying this.

But I'm the most advanced pleagure-bot in history! I have over 400 tiny stimulators on my body. I have the belles lettres of a thousand poets. A occasionally use french phrages like 'belles lettres.

That's the problem, you're too good.

If you'd bealittle clumsy. A little fumbling thent could feel

Generous.

You're the fluorescent bulb of sex. You get the job done but where's the nuance? I want to feel kind, mean, happy, sad nulnerable

You'll never be enough for me. No matter how hard it was to program you to be a

Million times great lover, harder it'd be to a make you an endearingly bad lover. No no, you'll never be right for me.

Because. Deep down, what human being wants is

Vzzzh!

Hank, what's the matter?

The one where humans are as complex as they portray themselves in fiction?

I had the same night mare.

Don't even say /t./

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

Take that humans!

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