2012-09-30

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2012-09-30

Title text: 2012-09-30

Votey

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I know I shouldn't, but when you use a dildo, I feel inadequate.

Oh, honey. Why? You know it

Isn't the

Same.

I do know. The dildo is madeof plastic. Plastic is a petroleum product.

Petroleum products are made of the remains of ancient megafauna like tyrannosaurus

Woolly mammoth

And the saber-tooth tiger.

So you can either have sex with little hairless primate me, or with

Trillions of the mightiest hunters

That ever dominated

The planet.

Wow. I never

All women are

Thought of

At least a little.

Myself as a

Caption: Dinosexual

Votey Transcript

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It's actually mostly dead algae.

Ewww Carl

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