2012-09-23

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2012-09-23

Title text: 2012-09-23

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

I got photos of this celebrity naked. How much will you pay me for them?

Lemme see.

No, too distant I can't resolve her features at all.

Okay, this one's really zoomed in. You can see the microbial life in one of her ducts

No, too close. I want to perceive her as a mate, not a biological system.

Okay, zoomed out.

Still too far. I can tell she has form, but I can't make out nipples.

Okay, this one is zoomed in just far enough to see her hair

Follicles.

Too close. This could be leg or out arm far enoughthat need I can it ascertain zoomed a follicles. I whether the hairs are from goby area that's culturally or biologically sexualized I mean, otherwise, what's the point?

Here, let me explain human sexuality with a diagram

Creepy

Boring

So hot

1mm

Im

10'm

10'm

10'm

Distance

You guys are pretty limited huh?

Caption: Oh, that reminds me. No ugly chicks

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

I'm going back to zorblax where we only judge by proboscis curvature!

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