2012-09-23

<< < Comic #2743 (September 23, 2012) > >>

2012-09-23

Title text: 2012-09-23

Votey

Explanation

This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

I got photos of this celebrity naked. How much will you pay me for them?

Lemme see.

No, too distant I can't resolve her features at all.

Okay, this one's really zoomed in. You can see the microbial life in one of her ducts

No, too close. I want to perceive her as a mate, not a biological system.

Okay, zoomed out.

Still too far. I can tell she has form, but I can't make out nipples.

Okay, this one is zoomed in just far enough to see her hair

Follicles.

Too close. This could be leg or out arm far enoughthat need I can it ascertain zoomed a follicles. I whether the hairs are from goby area that's culturally or biologically sexualized I mean, otherwise, what's the point?

Here, let me explain human sexuality with a diagram

Creepy

Boring

So hot

1mm

Im

10'm

10'm

10'm

Distance

You guys are pretty limited huh?

Caption: Oh, that reminds me. No ugly chicks

Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

I'm going back to zorblax where we only judge by proboscis curvature!

 add a comment! ⋅  add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅  refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!