2012-08-22

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2012-08-22

Title text: 2012-08-22

Votey

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An individual relationsh can only sustain so much strife before it becomes uns stable

Stability

Strife

And longeem relationships correlate with lower crime rates.

Hey, I'm gonna go kidnap and ransom a rich kid

Not while there are dirty dishes, you aren't

Economists discovered that the overall rate of divorce correlates with overall strife.

Lowering nationwide strife will save 2% of gdp lost to divorce attorneys and to lower productivity.

So we should offer marriage counseling.

You're clearly not economist

An

The strife cap-and-trade market worked well.

Total strife

Time

Bu-sometimes

Instability

Sandy I want to call bob a bastard and break his high school football trophy. Can I buy some strife credits?

Of course but first come in for my hosband's fresh-baked cookies

The kindest people became the rich and powerful the cruelest people became poor

But without jerks. The economy faltered.

Can I have 18 years not without a off for paternity bonus, you can't! Leave.

And foreign policy was less effective

Can china have part of florida? Just the tip. Just for a second just to see what it feels like

Well if it's just the tip.

Stability concerns produced massive inflation.

I'll trade you ao trillion strife credits for that shoe

Okay, but only because I want to cheat on my husband with his adoptive and biological fathers at the same time on his birthday which is also christmas

With strife effectively free the jerks were back in. Charge within months

Hi everyone I'm the new branch manager nice to meet you first announcement- we're replacing maternity leave" with "leave maternity.

Things got back to normal rapidly. The only bad quence being that people expected an entirely new sort of promise from leaders

If elected I promise unbridled contempt for the common man! Ask not what your country can do for you, because I won't care you have nothing to fear but reprisal itself

Votey Transcript

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While there is a soul in prison, I am not free-inc that soul!

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